Honeysuckle Ontario Vidal Ugni Blanc

What can I say about Honeysuckle that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan. It tastes bombed out and depleted. Let's be honest, with a seductive name like Honeysuckle and a classy lady attempting a rated R move on a flower on the label (the flower does not seem to be into the moves take note) what 27 year old wouldn't be enticed to take a dive into this Ontario flavour country classic. But that's where the fun stops. Truth be told, as soon as you come home with a seductive Ontario 16g/L white like this your friends will think one of two things. You got seduced by the label like a first year freshman hitting the local cougar bar for the first time, or you want to spend your night feeling like you knew something about wine while laying on the couch watching Netflix alone after fumbling around with a corkscrew because you didn't realize this bad boy wasn't a twist off. But in reality you bought this wine because it was on sale for 10 bucks and didn't look the part so the lady at the cash wouldn't judge you. To be honest this wine tastes like how I envisioned wine to taste when I watched the episode of the Simpsons where Bart Simpson was sent to France and forced to work slave labour at a winery and crush the grapes with his un-washed feet. Something is seriously off with the flavour, its like a mix of a high school girls VEX and ice wine. But who am I kidding - I'd buy it again @Camille AN