Christian Ramers

9.7

Bottle that looks like Aunt Jemima. Velvety, beautiful finish. Tastes better than Schwetty balls that choke me like sword-swallowing circus performers. Happiness follows with every swallow. — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

9.5

Fruity up front, dry and spicy in the back. Just like my adopted step-brother in law. — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

8.9

Rust and withered pine needles blend in a magical combination when paired with durian and goldfish. Spicy finish like your in-law’s mother, or a hatch pepper. — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

9.5

It tastes yellow....and not in the cowardly sense, rather bold the Spanish flag. The label only lacks a bull with balls hanging. — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

9.3

Served at an Obama-hosted State dinner, my grandpa Vinnie’s wake, and at the after party for my son’s Chuck E. Cheese b-day party. Slightly untrustworthy but with sneaky whispers of nothingness that invoke religious persecution. — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

9.1

WOTN!! Hints of Gorgonzola and Muenster. Earthy, like sod trampled by young truffle pigs. Even so, the dragonfruit shines through (OMG, BTW, WTF does WOTN mean?) — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

9.5

Eric Wu doesn’t know what he’s talking about. This liquid is magical like a Unicorn, a leprechaun and Gandolf had a tri-baby in the Bermuda Triangle. Hallucinogenic, cathartic, and slightly carcinogenic. WOTN! — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

8.9

Red-headed stepchild to the aforementioned Chardonnay — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

8.4

Frenchy French French with pretentious label which my wife wants to make wallpaper out of. Agree with the tree bark, but I’d add a slightly offensive bouquet. — 8 years ago

Christian Ramers

9.4

Excellent Pinot, savored at the end of the Napa to Sonoma half marathon so of course it tasted amazing. Bursting with fruit with clean pleasant finish — 8 years ago