Château Balestard La Tonnelle
Saint Émilion Red Bordeaux Blend 2006
A catty teen with growing pains. Thinly veiled bitterness hits you in the nose like Ru Paul, before you realise this is not your beautiful house, or your beautiful car. — 8 years ago
Argyros
Estate Santorini Assyrtiko 2014
Stoic and resilient. Even in the face of communal ambivalence, she stands and displays her pinkest parts. — 9 years ago
FauxPas
A wanton tart, not in the least bit ashamed. Literally spat in everyone's face before taking her top off and using her nipples as a spit wiping device. Needless to say we will be asking for her to return — 8 years ago