I’d bum this wine. — 5 years ago
My old chap cried a single tear of gooey joy drinking this beauty. — 5 years ago
It tastes like Jessica Rabbits shitbox, I’m hiding a semi in an open plan restaurant. THANKS Dirupi for your tremendous wine, it’s really helped my social anxiety! — a year ago
If a badger rubbed its arse in this, I’d suck that monochrome fucker clean just to get another drop of this nectar. — 5 years ago
Liquid viagra. — 5 years ago
It’s juicier than Jennifer Lopez’s booty, oversized bottle to prove the point. Get on it immediately. — 3 years ago
The fart box of Italy in grape form. Supoirb. — 5 years ago
The tits. — 5 years ago
I’d do things to this wine I wouldn’t do to a farm animal. Majestic. — 5 years ago
Gareth Kitching
The last time I enjoyed something this luscious and pink my missus had her legs spread and offering her spam butterfly like an all you can eat Travelodge breakfast buffet. Delectable. — a year ago