Melted ass jolly rancher back on my bullshit wine. Like if ur 5 years old and u suddenly have a freaky Friday moment where ur old magically and u get some alcohol--would taste like this. Very, very down. Don't give AF if u call it rose or orange — 8 years ago
U took a Xanax and a bath but also u just remembered the case of Diet Pepsi u had earlier so you'll be up for a while- dreams of rolling around in a cranberry bog munching on sweet pork soup dumplings w ur bestie. Love her — 8 years ago
Breakfast wine if you're Marie Antoinette. Sparkle motion fucking a skater dude under the bleachers. An eight year old being like "foie gras is my favorite food. And sushi." All in all, I love it — 8 years ago
Think health food store cranberry concentrate juice box with pickle flavored pixie stix when u eat one of those magic berries that makes lemons taste like oranges — 8 years ago
Sam Zimman
A robot falling asleep on a bullet train dreaming of its first time in the ocean. Startlingly refreshing and gentle, like if they gave u lime soda as a palette cleanser before and after puerh tea — 8 years ago