Garnacha

There once was a nice bottle of wine. Then someone added water to it, bottled it, and sold it in Liberia for less than $5. A curious girl who hasn't learned her lesson about $5 wines in Liberia picked it up and took it home. After one sip she realized the only thing she could do with watery wine is cook spaghetti sauce with it, toss the rest, and never pick up a bottle with ugly font again. The end. Oh yeah: the spaghetti was good.