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James Farmer

9 wines • 3 followers • 5 following

Ryme Cellars

'His' Las Brisas Vineyard Vermentino

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James Farmer

James Farmer

8.6

James had this 8 years ago

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James Farmer

James Farmer

I had a beautiful glass of Hi's wine, and I refused to allow any women in the house to partake in "His" wine since the label clearly states "His". My wife thought I was being unfair and now I'm sleeping on the couch with a nice bottle of His. Even if the wine was called "Him and Her" (which would be fucking stupid I hope its NEVER named that) my wife is no Sommelier like I am so she would probably drink it from the wrong kind of wine glass. I hate my wife and I'll never forgive her for embarrassing me in front of my Sommelier friends when she ordered the Red Wine and not the WHITE wine with her Slamin' Salmon at Chili's, fucking disgusting.
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La Stoppa

Ageno Malvasia di Candia Blend 2009

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James Farmer

James Farmer

9.6

since I was a young Wine Boy, ive always sought out the ultra rare Ageno 2009. It was as good as it was in my dreams — 9 years ago

Marenas Viñedo y Bodega

Mediacapa Pedro Ximénez

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James Farmer

James Farmer

10

Wonderful wine, its' a good one.... perfect 10. a must try if you are in the wine Fan CLub — 9 years ago

Zanotto

Col Fondo Glera

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James Farmer

James Farmer

9.4

good carbonated wine. gets me drunk REAL fast like one sip and I'm fucking DRUBK

But I don't drive while I'm drunk, and neither should you. In 2015 alone, over ten thousand people died in a drunk driving related accident. Please, if you are thinking about driving drunk, just remember that in California drunk driving is punishable by $1,000 fine and/or six months imprisonment (not to mention thousands of dollars in legal fees). Just remember: Stay Alive, Don't Drink And Drive.

but yea, good wine tho
— 8 years ago

Anchor Brewing Company

Anchor Steam Beer

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James Farmer

James Farmer

9.3

This is a weird wi ne but I liked the way it tassted — 9 years ago

Scholium Project

The Prince In His Caves Farina Vineyards Sauvignon Blanc

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James Farmer

James Farmer

9.5

Ffound this one in a trash can, cant beleieve some one would just throw this Delicious, beautiful wine out. just as the wise sayjng goes: "one Mans' trash... is
. another mans Treasure"
— 9 years ago

Domaine Etienne et Sébastien Riffault

Akmèniné Sancerre Sauvignon Blanc 2010

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James Farmer

James Farmer

9.0

This is is a good wine, but just be warned that this is a DRY FARMED wine.

For this who don't know: Dry Farmed wine is when farmers STARVE their grapes of water! It was first discovered in 1996 when a farmer from Napa Valley became addicted to the website YouTube and neglected to water his grapes. They came out shriveled and sad, but he didn't give a shit. It is a new, but highly unethical way to grow grapes.

It's ok if u like this wine, it's one of the best wines to ever exist. Its just a damn shame it comes at such a high cost
— 9 years ago

Pithon-Paillé

Mozaïk Anjou Chenin Blanc 2011

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James Farmer

James Farmer

9.6

i won this wine in a card game against Jeremy Stoppelman, Yelp co-founder and CEO. He called me a motherfucker and threaten to kill my kids, but I won the card game fair and square.

thos wine is pretty good. What can I say, it's a grape wine, the very best.
— 9 years ago

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R. López de Heredia

Viña Gravonia Crianza Rioja Viura 2006

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James Farmer

James Farmer

9.2

I dont car e what any1 says, this wnie is def from Spain. Says right on the bottle. i refuse to delete this review. — 9 years ago