The best bang for the buck quality vino around. Before partaking in this bottle; 1) locate your cheapest friend within the local hamlet 2) tell them this bottle is the most expensive one on earth and within a 1/4 mile radius 3) behold as their salivating leech lips deep throat the bottle's fugazi stemware 4) With a straight face, tell them they just drank the most expensive bottle you've ever seen.
The best bang for the buck quality vino around. Before partaking in this bottle; 1) locate your cheapest friend within the local hamlet 2) tell them this bottle is the most expensive one on earth and within a 1/4 mile radius 3) behold as their salivating leech lips deep throat the bottle's fugazi stemware 4) With a straight face, tell them they just drank the most expensive bottle you've ever seen.
Oct 15th, 2015